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<i>Another year, a new diary.</i>

2
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<i>I was called again,</i>
<i>against my will,</i>

3
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<i>at mother's turkey curry banquet,</i>

4
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<i>where I lived</i>
<i>one of the most humbling experiences.</i>

5
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Hello dear! I'm glad to see you.

6
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<i>The house was full, as usual, </i>

7
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<i>with Britain's most dangerous perverts,</i>

8
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<i>disguise as close friends</i>
<i>of my parents.</i>

9
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- Hi, Bridget!
- One! No thanks.

10
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- I like your sweater.
- I prefer what's under it.

11
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- Uncle Jeffrey!
- Hello, beautiful!

12
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Hello!

13
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- Hello, dear!
- Hello, father! How's it going?

14
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i wish i was dead

15
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<i>But this year,</i>

16
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<i>there was a big difference.</i>

17
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- Nice sweater!
- Mother's tastes never fail.

18
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Never.

19
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<i>You always wonder</i>
<i>how the story will end.</i>

20
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<i>Maria and Captain von Trapp,</i>
<i>Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,</i>

21
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<i>Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones...</i>

22
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<i>I finally found</i>
<i>the happy ending of my story.</i>

23
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<i>And nothing of this world</i>
<i>can't spoil it.</i>

24
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<i>Almost nothing.</i>

25
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<i>Bridget Jones, what the hell are you doing?</i>

26
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I don't see any soft spots
to land on.

27
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How about your ass?

28
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Bridget, if you don't want to be fired
at 1,800 meters,

29
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<i>jump out of there in exactly three seconds.</i>

30
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<i>Three, two, one.</i>

31
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Come in, Bridget!

32
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<i>Parachuting, a dangerous jump in scenery</i>

33
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<i>followed by transport to the emergency room</i>

34
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<i>or a safe and exciting hobby?</i>

35
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<i>Let's see!</i>

36
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Go! Jump! Jump once, what God!

37
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He jumped. The second team, do you see it?

38
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Yes. We see it.</i>

39
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Bridget, open the parachute!

40
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Open it!

41
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Open the damn parachute!

42
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Press the button or die!

43
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<i>Seriously, you're forgetting a small detail</i>

44
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<i>and everyone treats you like a fool.</i>

45
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<i>Where was I left? Oh, yes, to Mark Darcy.</i>

46
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<i>The question is: what happens</i>
<i>after the happy ending? </i>

47
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<i>Bridget!</i>

48
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Welcome, Bridget Jones!

49
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Bridget, you're in touch. You are live.

50
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I'm Bridget Jones,
for <i>Sit Up, Britain,</i>

51
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and broadcast from a mountain of dung.

52
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second team,
I want a close-up with the sow.

53
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<i>Who cares about professional failures?</i>

54
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<i>The important thing is that I have a functional relationship</i>
<i>with a grown man</i>

55
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<i>for six wonderful weeks,</i>
<i>four fabulous days</i>

56
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<i>and seven precious hours.</i>

57
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<i>In other words, it's about</i>
<i>about 71 parties of intense sex.</i>

58
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<i>He has given up being conceited,</i>
<i>and I quit smoking.</i>

59
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<i>At least, he thinks so,</i>
<i>which is pretty much the same thing.</i>

60
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<i>Mark Darcy is perfect.</i>

61
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<i>He's not a loser, an alcoholic,</i>
<i>obsessed with work, pervert or megalomaniac, </i>

62
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<i>but a god of sex</i>
<i>and lawyer for human rights.</i>

63
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<i>It's a miracle, really.</i>

64
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Bridget, will you stop?

65
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Stop looking at me when I sleep!
Go and do something else!

66
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Sorry!

67
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<i>As you can see, the truth is incredible</i>

68
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<i>that the years of wilderness are over.</i>

69
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<i>Bridget Jones is no more</i>
<i>a kind of outcast in love.</i>

70
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Good morning, Bridget! And you're late.

71
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Yes, sorry!

72
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I stayed in bed with my friend.
He's a human rights lawyer, you know?

73
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Yes, we know.

74
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<i>I can't believe</i>
<i>how good was the sex last night!</i>

75
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<i>Maybe I'll call him.</i>

76
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<i>No. Clearly,</i>
<i>it's important to tell your boyfriend</i>

77
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<i>how good he looks naked.</i>

78
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<i>But I have to win the Pulitzer Prize</i>
<i>for journalism.</i>

79
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<i>- Hello?</i>
- It's me.

80
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I was wondering how you were doing.

81
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<i>I'm fine, thank you. Are you okay?</i>

82
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i am fine Although...

83
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I just had an intense flashback
with sex tonight

84
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and you really have a wonderful ass.

85
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Thank you! I'm here
with the Mexican ambassador,

86
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with the director of Amnesty International
and with the undersecretary for the Economy.

87
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And you're on speaker.

88
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Sure. I'm very busy too
with important things...

89
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Bridget, we're still waiting for the tape
about tom the happy hamster

90
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<i>I'll call you when I finish.</i>

91
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Excellent!

92
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Richard wants you to talk about the report
fuck skydiving.

93
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Fuck'!

94
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<i>Woe to me! To be the end of my career?</i>

95
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<i>No, you can't. I will object.</i>

96
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<i>I am a journalist with integrity,</i>
<i>with the highest standards.</i>

97
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<i>I'm Bridget Jones and I'm broadcasting</i>
<i>from a mountain of dung.</i>

98
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I never said I could jump
parachuting and I'm afraid of heights.

99
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It was hard for me to concentrate.

100
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Shut up, Bridget! The bosses loved it.

101
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They liked it and want us to do it
with you another periodic show.

102
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God! This is...
I won't let you down, Richard.

103
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Remains to be seen.

104
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<i>...my friend said: "When you are in Rome,</i>
<i>go to bed with as many novels as possible."</i>

105
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<i>But if you have more sophisticated tastes,</i>

106
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<i>I have recommendations, too.</i>

107
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<i>Leave the Forum and the Colosseum!</i>

108
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<i>It's no fun now,</i>
<i>when they are no longer allowed to kill Christians.</i>

109
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<i>Leave the Sistine Chapel,</i>

110
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<i>the first example in history</i>
<i>of missed interior design.</i>

111
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What is Daniel Cleaver looking for on TV?

112
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It's called <i>The Refined Guide.</i>
"We present culture in an engaging way."

113
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<i>...and just as beautiful,</i>
<i>professor Giovanna Da Brache,</i>

114
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<i>who will show me her diptych, I think.</i>

115
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Same bastard...

116
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Too bad! He always speaks nicely
about you

117
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:06,981
- Yes?
- Yes.

118
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,567
How about we eat out tonight?

119
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:13,070
I can't. I'm going out with my boyfriend.

120
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,448
- He is a human rights lawyer.
- I know.

121
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,742
We meet for a romantic dinner.

122
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,704
Bridget Jones.

123
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:22,955
<i>Bridget, I'm Mark.</i>

124
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,916
<i>I was just talking about you.</i>

125
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,877
I will be late. Do you want to cancel dinner?

126
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,756
- No, it's okay.
<i>- Are you sure?</i>

127
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,924
You can be as late as you want.

128
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,096
Leave it as long as you are not pregnant
with him without wanting your child.

129
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,223
I only said he works late.

130
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,683
That tells you.

131
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,061
in an hour,
he will ejaculate in the secretary's mouth

132
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,188
and he will call you to tell you
what does he want for an aperitif?

133
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,024
<i>Friends... Try for years</i>
<i>to find you a lover,</i>

134
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,985
<i>but when you have one,</i>
<i>I tell you immediately to leave him.</i>

135
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WHAT MEN WANT TODAY

136
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072
Even if he doesn't like it,
that's what he's thinking about.

137
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,574
“If a man
dating a woman with big breasts

138
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,077
he will sleep with a woman with small breasts.”

139
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,372
Nonsense! Mark is better than that.

140
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,291
Alarm, jellyfish!

141
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,379
<i>Janey Osborne.</i>

142
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,548
<i>Talking to her is like being stung</i>
<i>several times</i>

143
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<i>by a gigantic jellyfish.</i>

144
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,719
Bridget!

145
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:22,431
How's it going?
with that gorgeous boyfriend of yours?

146
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,975
I think you are very glad to have,
finally a boyfriend.

147
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,228
<i>First jellyfish sting of the evening.</i>

148
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,563
Taking you to the Legal Council Dinner?

149
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,024
I think he forgot to tell you.

150
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,360
You'd better lose some weight.

151
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,364
So he gave you free time to have fun
with your single friends.

152
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,158
- How cute!
- Actually, he has an important case.

153
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,620
He wants to get them out of jail
everyone in Mexico.

154
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,373
we meet
to a very late romantic dinner.

155
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,834
Serious? How strange!

156
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,460
I just saw him an hour ago,

157
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,712
enter the house with little Rebecca Gillies.

158
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,466
He is only 22 years old.
He has legs up to his neck,

159
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,844
and her father owns
half of Australia.

160
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,556
Goodbye!

161
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,186
Who is Rebecca Gillies?

162
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,730
And what is he doing in my boyfriend's house?

163
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,109
where they don't call me?
And his legs up to his neck?

164
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,278
My legs don't reach that high.

165
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,406
You have beautiful legs, Bridget.
As a mountaineer.

166
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,118
I say go there immediately
and ask him directly

167
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,246
whether or not he is having an affair
with Rebecca Gillies.

168
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,330
If it says:

169
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,916
"That question does not deserve an answer."

170
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,127
Then he probably sleeps with her.

171
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,965
21:22 HOME AT MARK

172
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,844
<i>Everything is based on trust.</i>
<i>Mark would never cheat on me.</i>

173
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,972
<i>Everything will be wonderful</i>
<i>and we will make love in the kitchen.</i>

174
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,140
I'm coming now.

175
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,852
<i>- God!</i>
- I'm coming now.

176
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,022
God! What is this?</i>

177
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,524
Give me two seconds! I'm coming down right away.

178
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,234
<i>Who is this?</i>

179
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,315
Okay, let's continue!

180
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,538
You are very romantic.

181
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,092
- Bridget Jones.
- No, I'm Bridget Jones.

182
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,094
Yes, that's what I was saying too.

183
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,680
- You must be...
- Rebecca Gillies.

184
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,515
I was looking forward to meeting you

185
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,225
from what Mark told me.

186
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,352
Why, what did he say?

187
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,729
where is mark

188
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,940
- Actually...
- Becky, who is it?

189
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,484
Becky? Aha!

190
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,486
Wonderful!

191
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,154
Aha!

192
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,489
Bridget!

193
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,326
Hi Mark!

194
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:41,046
Hello, lawyers
who work with Mark!

195
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,007
- Hello!
- Good evening!

196
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,218
I see that everything is under control.

197
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,638
Excellent diagram!

198
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,684
- Beautiful legs!
- Thank you!

199
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,187
Sorry!

200
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,361
I'm very sorry. I thought...

201
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,366
I don't know what I was thinking
and now you are very angry with me.

202
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,494
- I'm not angry.
- It's okay. You can tell if you are.

203
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,831
- It's not the end of the world.
- I'll bring you a glass of wine.

204
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,294
The problem is
that I met Janey Osborne,

205
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,213
who said he saw you with a girl

206
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,132
with very long legs.

207
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,678
And Shazzer and Jude said
that I must come here immediately.

208
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,972
And following orders
Meetings Command,

209
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,391
- ...you decided to raid.
- You are angry.

210
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,645
- I'm not angry. I am disappointed.
- Disappointed?

211
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
God, it's worse than being angry!

212
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,527
I am disappointed
that I can't take you home right away.

213
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,284
What about those lawyers?

214
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:56,664
I have time to flatter them at dinner
to the Legal Council, next Friday.

215
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,801
- You don't want to come, do you?
- I would be delighted.

216
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,688
<i>Bridget and her friends are stupid.</i>
<i>Mark Darcy is wonderful, loyal</i>

217
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,733
<i>and loves me as I am.</i>

218
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,180
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm getting dressed.

219
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,683
Why are you dancing like that with that tent on you?

220
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:03,313
Because I don't want to
to see my roundness.

221
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,232
It's kind of pointless, isn't it?

222
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,817
Because I really like them

223
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,820
your rounds in any situation.

224
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,739
- Really?
- Definitely.

225
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,992
I think it's time to take another look.

226
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:37,389
<i>He's very nice.</i>

227
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,269
I MISS YOU ALREADY

228
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,066
I miss you too.

229
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,747
<i>I've never been happier.</i>

230
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,999
<i>But I don't have to make a fixation</i>
<i>or to dream.</i>

231
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,293
MARK AND BRIDGET ARE THE COOLEST

232
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,589
<i>Bridget Darcy. Mrs. Darcy

233
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:15,552
<i>Mr and Mrs Darcy. Lord and Lady Darcy.</i>

234
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,433
<i>I wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father.</i>

235
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,727
<i>As the father of his children, not mine.</i>

236
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,939
<i>That would be a strange Oedipal idea.</i>

237
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,526
<i>Finally, things are going well.</i>

238
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:35,072
<i>Bridget Jones, fiancee, wife, mother.</i>

239
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:36,990
Damn it!

240
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,619
have you ever wanted
do it in the dark with a stranger?

241
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,544
Okay, not with a complete stranger.

242
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,133
Move away Cleaver
otherwise I'm accusing you of sexual harassment.

243
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,884
I am a serious journalist.

244
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,428
Is this your most serious skirt, Jones?

245
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,849
do you like

246
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,560
I thought you hated television.

247
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,437
I hate watching TV.
Being on TV is...

248
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,564
Hello!

249
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,190
completely different problem.

250
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,068
Daniel, the show from Madrid
it was amazing.

251
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,653
Full of information, original.

252
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,780
Hi Jeremy! Thanks, buddy! I'm glad

253
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,116
The boys worked hard on it. Yes.

254
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,202
What an idiot! By the way, how's Mark Darcy doing?

255
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,664
- You're still...
- Yes, I am.

256
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,333
And I plan to be for a long time.

257
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:32,212
Very good. You know how much I like them
the women married to Mark Darcy!

258
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,922
It's not funny at all.

259
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,384
Seriously, Jones. I speak without an iota of selfishness.

260
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,886
I worry about you.

261
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:43,515
You know most lawyers' wives
am i dying of boredom?

262
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,811
what about you Do you still sleep with everything that moves?

263
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,939
Actually, no. I don't sleep with anyone anymore.

264
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,693
I do psychotherapy about sex.
Looks like I have a problem.

265
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,031
I go on dates. I'm talking about
my feelings and embrace unwashed.

266
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:04,536
- I don't believe you.
- I'm trying to be better, Bridge.

267
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,457
So next time
when a better woman comes along

268
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,168
not to fail again.

269
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:16,632
- Daniel, the meeting?
- Yes. Thank you.

270
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,761
Nice hairstyle, Jones!

271
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:27,100
By the way, you are not free
for dinner tonight, right?

272
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,393
I'm not.

273
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,482
I'm going to the Juridical Council dinner.
It's a very important evening.

274
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,238
I can't wear something like that.

275
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,949
Bridge, you want to get married and have kids

276
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,617
before you become barren or not?

277
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,077
Trust me!

278
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,872
<i>Martha, my only adult friend.</i>
<i>Wife of Mark's partner. </i>

279
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,918
<i>He got engaged last night</i>
<i>Dinner of the Legal Council.</i>

280
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,713
- Try this one!
- God!

281
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,592
Remember we're trying
let's reduce your size by 15%.

282
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,763
You pull from the front, I pull from the back.
One two three.

283
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,851
What's going on there?

284
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,437
Actually, it's not bad either.

285
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,443
Wonderful!

286
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,947
So! Let's get started!

287
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,449
I AM GORGEOUS

288
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,159
I'm going to turn you into a princess!

289
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,786
Good.

290
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,789
<i>Nothing compares to the hands of a genius.</i>

291
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,839
I AM DESTROYED!

292
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,048
<i>Whatever you do, Bridge...</i>

293
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,174
Damn it!

294
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,468
<i>...don't iron your hair.</i>

295
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,014
It's much worse than I thought.

296
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,141
Let's flatten it with hair wax!

297
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,392
How about a wig?

298
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,060
They're lawyers, right? They like wigs.

299
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,520
I like the golden one.

300
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,273
Not. Whatever you do, not in the golden one.

301
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,859
Great! I'm late, the hairstyle is horrible</i>

302
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,278
<i>and I can barely breathe in these panties.</i>

303
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,826
<i>God, I'm so worried!</i>

304
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:12,497
<i>If they say to me: “Bridget Jones,</i>
<i>get out! Are you ridiculous?</i>

305
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,292
<i>Stop it!</i>

306
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,253
<i>The most important thing, of course,</i>

307
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,589
<i>is to look very good</i>

308
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,425
<i>and make a spectacular entrance.</i>

309
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,938
Hello!

310
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,191
I apologize for being late.

311
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,692
Good evening!

312
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,278
Bridget, I think you should
to go to the toilet

313
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,073
But I was before departure.

314
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,492
Trust me.

315
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,579
It doesn't look good.

316
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,626
All right. It was a small make-up mistake.</i>

317
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,589
<i>But I have the intelligence and the eloquence</i>
<i>to regain lost ground.</i>

318
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,891
thank you

319
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,853
Bridget.

320
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,230
Hello!

321
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,899
Derek, Horatio, Camilla.

322
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,985
- Horatio?
- Yes, Horatio.

323
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:28,323
Horatio was just saying
that he is totally against donations.

324
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,327
Would you like to?

325
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,329
Obviously, you weren't serious.

326
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:36,540
Yes.
Think of a beggar on the street.

327
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,626
Do you think giving him 50p helps?

328
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,877
Maybe he's hungry.

329
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,337
Don't be naive!

330
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,508
The people you see on the subway
they are there because they want to.

331
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,801
That's all.

332
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,219
Well no.

333
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,180
Some people
have terrible personal problems,

334
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,474
and others may have lost their family

335
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,602
in a tragic ferry disaster.

336
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,439
And others are,
simply helpless.

337
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,192
Seriously, that kind of crap
it's to be expected

338
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,779
from the side
some fat, bald conservatives,

339
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,867
provincial and middle class.

340
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,138
How did I do?

341
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:36,266
Looks like you made an impression.

342
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,311
I sat you at the table next to Giles Benwick.

343
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,688
- I'm not sitting next to you?
- No.

344
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:42,898
he is very cute

345
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:46,067
and his wife just ran away
with one of the company's partners.

346
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,487
He probably won't say,
but i think you need to know.

347
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,490
I always knew she was too good for me.

348
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,493
There are refined people,

349
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:59,206
as Annabel and Mark Darcy,

350
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,044
there are gorgeous girls, like Rebecca over there,

351
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,671
and there are the rest of us.

352
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,259
Like you and me, I mean?

353
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,595
Of course.

354
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,973
Look how we look!

355
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:22,646
We both arrived by mistake
in the VIP lounge,

356
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,358
it's just a matter of seconds
until they kick us out.

357
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,782
my lord

358
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:37,535
ladies and gentlemen,
let the contest begin!

359
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,165
Good! I like contests.

360
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,086
All the years I played Trivial Pursuit
they will help me now

361
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,299
I want to see the hands on the buttons.

362
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,884
Neck? Let's start.

363
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,263
What is customary land tenure?

364
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,933
- Superior properties.
- Yes.

365
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,395
What is the ceremonial phrase
spoken in the Inner Temple

366
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:06,940
at the second discussion session
from the evening of Michael and Gabriel?

367
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,775
Yes.

368
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,071
Very good.

369
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,990
What does transfer of ownership mean?

370
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,074
What is exorbitant rent?

371
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,368
When the punishment was abolished
for breach of promise?

372
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,620
Define <i>damnum sentit dominus.</i>

373
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:25,625
Translate <i>reddendo singula singulis</i>
in ancient greek.

374
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,878
I think that's the answer.

375
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,927
Absolutely correct.

376
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,811
Now for the final round,
which is also decisive,

377
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:48,940
the theme is contemporary culture.

378
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,652
Who did
Princess Diana's wedding dress?

379
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,324
The Emanuels.

380
00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:00,368
- Correct.
- Excellent, Bridget!

381
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:05,665
Name the character in <i>Football Wives</i>
who, in a memorable episode,

382
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:09,169
she set her breasts on fire.

383
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,421
- Chardonnay!
- Correct.

384
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,470
At this moment,
there are only two tables left in the competition

385
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,930
and there is only one question left.

386
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,311
Which was
Madonna's first UK single?

387
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,480
It's <i>Lucky Star.</i>

388
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,607
I'm sorry, dear. I didn't hear.

389
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:33,777
Are you absolutely sure? It wasn't <i>Holiday?</i>

390
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,863
No, everyone thinks it was <i>Holiday,</i>
but it is not.

391
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,866
my whole life
I've been waiting for this moment.

392
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,035
Take the knife, cut off my head

393
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,245
and boil it if I'm wrong.

394
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:48,458
The correct answer is <i>Lucky Star.</i>

395
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,711
No.

396
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,548
- The correct answer is...
<i>- Holiday?</i>

397
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,675
<i>Holiday,</i> indeed. Definitely...

398
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,597
Here are the long-awaited ones

399
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,767
winners of the Annual Contest
of the Legal Council with no. 42,

400
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,395
Legal Eagles.

401
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:18,029
- Nice to see you, Bridget.
- Yes. Thanks, Rebecca. Good night!

402
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,467
Why didn't you talk to me all evening?

403
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:42,053
That's what these horrible dinners are for.

404
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:46,266
But you talked to Rebecca and Horatio.

405
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,311
I will never be liked by your friends.

406
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,313
Of course not if you tell everyone

407
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,607
"middle class baldies".

408
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:58,445
But they were bald middle class,

409
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,572
except those who had hair.

410
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:05,034
And I assume you share their opinion
like the poor deserve to be poor.

411
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,369
Don't be ridiculous!

412
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,913
Am I being ridiculous now?

413
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,874
Yes, tonight you kind of were.

414
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,418
You were an arrogant brat tonight.

415
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,465
I think I made a very big mistake

416
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,801
when i invited you
and your folded panties in my life.

417
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:25,930
Good night!

418
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,021
if you asked me tonight

419
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,899
I would have refused anyway.

420
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,195
What can I ask you?

421
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,113
Bridget?

422
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,116
What can I ask you?

423
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,965
<i>My God, I did it!</i>
<i>I went and did it!</i>

424
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:05,970
<i>Now you are closer to someone</i>
<i>than anyone else in the world, </i>

425
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:09,015
<i>and, after a minute,</i>
<i>you never want to see him again.</i>

426
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,727
Please!

427
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,579
<i>If you have a message for Mark Darcy,</i>
<i>leave it after the signal. </i>

428
00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:37,502
Hello! it's me I'm very sorry.

429
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,090
Sorry! Someone is ringing the doorbell. Don't leave!

430
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,926
I have to tell you something very important.

431
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:57,605
Yes. who is it

432
00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,524
<i>It's me, Mark.</i>

433
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:01,901
Aha!

434
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,279
Wait a minute!

435
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,573
I'm talking on the phone.

436
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,246
You're at the door.

437
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:17,500
I'll call you later.

438
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:23,548
Unless you came
to leave me forever

439
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,342
In which case, goodbye

440
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,846
thank you and sorry!

441
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,642
Please don't leave me! Don't leave me!

442
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,978
if you left me
please change your mind.

443
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,897
I will behave better in the future.

444
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,566
On the other hand, if you didn't leave me,

445
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,778
please behave nicer
next time we go out prickly snob!

446
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,245
what do you want

447
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,790
I want to come up.
After all, you are my girlfriend.

448
00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,585
Although I yelled at you
and I called you an arrogant brat?

449
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:01,961
<i>Unfortunately, yes.</i>

450
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,505
You know, the problem is...

451
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,008
i love you

452
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,137
What?

453
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,941
i said i love you

454
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,068
I'm sorry, I didn't hear.

455
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,195
I said I love you, what God!

456
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,953
Good. No need to scream.

457
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,413
I'll come down to open for you.

458
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,970
You may need this in the future.

459
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,771
He said he loved me.

460
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,856
<i>Did he say he loves you?</i>

461
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,942
He said he loved me.

462
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,610
Aha! where is he now

463
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,196
He's in the bedroom.

464
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,449
go back bridge

465
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,870
and whatever you do, be nonchalant!

466
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,420
Bridget, you're staring at me again.

467
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,338
Sorry!

468
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,969
I know tonight
it didn't go as planned

469
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:38,099
but i wanted to
to ask you something important tonight.

470
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,979
- Really?
- Yes.

471
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:49,444
Actually,
I wanted to ask you for a long time.

472
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:53,197
I just never found it
the right words.

473
00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,704
Dear Bridget,

474
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,875
would you like

475
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,795
let's go on a short skiing holiday?

476
00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,593
Yes.

477
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,559
<i>It's not just a short vacation.</i>

478
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,731
<i>It's a vacation in paradise.</i>

479
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,904
<i>I lied to him a little</i>
<i>that I know how to ski very well.</i>

480
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,824
<i>But let's be honest,</i>
<i>how hard can it be?</i>

481
00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,495
are we going

482
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:49,253
<i>I know I will enjoy skiing a lot.</i>

483
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:52,298
<i>It's very romantic, very relaxing.</i>

484
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:54,300
Like that. We raise the bar.

485
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,677
Not! What? Why?

486
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:07,939
God!

487
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,943
God!

488
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,342
Bridget!

489
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,219
Rebecca!

490
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,181
- What are you doing here?
- Didn't Mark tell you we were coming?

491
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,100
He didn't tell me.

492
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,060
Actually, I recommended this place.

493
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,271
I've been coming here since I was 11 years old.

494
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,397
Serious?

495
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,815
<i>For three years?</i>

496
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,608
Come on! Get up!

497
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:54,527
Come on!

498
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,155
So!

499
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,157
- Are you a girl?
- Thank you!

500
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,243
- Yes, thanks.
- Are you sure?

501
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:05,121
- Why is Rebecca here?
- God!

502
00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:09,834
I said we were coming
she asked if they could come too,

503
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,919
and I couldn't refuse her, right?

504
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,047
Come on! Let's let it go!

505
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:18,467
Actually, I'm going to sit on the bar this shift.
You go!

506
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,803
- See you downstairs!
- Are you sure?

507
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:26,184
- Of course. I'll be right back.
- Okay. See you at the base of the slope!

508
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:29,812
<i>The bastard!</i>

509
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,690
<i>I can't believe you left me!</i>

510
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,405
Alas, no!

511
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,637
<i>So our romantic getaway</i>
<i>became a meeting of lawyers.</i>

512
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:07,475
<i>I can't believe we're hanging out</i>
<i>already the holidays with friends</i>

513
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,687
<i>after just eight weeks</i>
<i>of uninterrupted passionate sex.</i>

514
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,022
<i>Wait a minute!</i>

515
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,316
<i>No!</i>

516
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,400
<i>Eight weeks...</i>

517
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,819
<i>It's not possible, is it?</i>

518
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,905
<i>Totally uninterrupted.</i>

519
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,742
God! I'm pregnant!</i>

520
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,249
<i>And I'm going to die!</i>

521
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,842
Help!

522
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:49,100
God!

523
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:50,810
I can't see anymore!

524
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:52,812
Big bum!

525
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,439
To one side!

526
00:37:58,693 --> 00:37:59,735
who is there

527
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:03,364
<i>An eccentric performance,</i>
<i>but lively, from an unknown</i>

528
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,534
<i>which is now</i>
<i>in position to win third place.</i>

529
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,478
I'd like a pregnancy test, please.

530
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,356
A pregnancy test.

531
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:42,987
<i>Ich bin</i> possibly <i>my</i> baby.

532
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,619
I sit on my back

533
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:56,834
and he <i>machen sie Lieben</i> with me.

534
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,171
She's pregnant!

535
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,925
Not! I'm not pregnant.

536
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,261
...she's bloated

537
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,263
- Condoms?
<i>- Nein!</i>

538
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,683
Maybe so, maybe so.

539
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,437
I think the problem is psychological.

540
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,314
A pill can't help her.

541
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,942
Here's what it is:
i'm a girl who meets a boy.

542
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,863
<i>Fräulein and I meet a "fräu-boy".</i>

543
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:30,409
And possibly now <i>my</i> baby.

544
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,876
<i>Now is the moment of truth.</i>

545
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,837
<i>If I'm pregnant?</i>

546
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,091
<i>I must not hope for too much.</i>

547
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:48,552
<i>A lover and a child</i>
<i>that would be too much luck.</i>

548
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:49,887
Bridget!

549
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:54,433
I looked for you everywhere.
I thought you broke a leg.

550
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,518
God!

551
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:02,858
You're just not...

552
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,568
I could be.

553
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,446
What if I were?

554
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,324
Well, I guess...

555
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,785
to be honest

556
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:17,706
that would be wonderful. I mean, a little short.

557
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:22,920
- Are you really pregnant?
- Wait three minutes!

558
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:38,227
- What would you like, boy or girl?
- I don't know. It doesn't matter.

559
00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:42,648
Although, I guess I always wanted to
to have a son

560
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:49,238
- Another Mark Darcy.
- Or maybe Huck will call him River

561
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:51,949
or will have a wonderful Jewish name,
such as Noah.

562
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,785
I could teach him
to play cricket or rugby

563
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,538
and I would visit him at Eton on St. Andrew's.

564
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,665
- At Eton?
- Yes.

565
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:04,295
The Darcy men go to Eton
for five generations.

566
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,797
My son will not be sent away from home,

567
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,593
by no means at a fascist institution
where they stick a stick in your ass

568
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,804
which you are not allowed to remove
the rest of your life.

569
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,390
I understand.

570
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,561
- I didn't mean you.
- No, of course.

571
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,896
What alternative do you offer?

572
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,565
To sleep with parents and be breastfed
until adolescence

573
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,026
to go to progressive schools
to which all day

574
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:30,029
will play <i>Yellow Submarine</i>
and will practice group masturbation?

575
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:33,491
You are absolutely right
it would be madness to allow a child

576
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,368
to enjoy school
or live with parents.

577
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,579
It would be crazy to have a baby

578
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,873
if the parents cannot have
the slightest discussion

579
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,958
without yelling at each other.

580
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,126
- It's negative.
- Negative.

581
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,921
- Too bad!
- Yes, how sad!

582
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:16,033
FINANCIAL TIMES - COMPANIES AND MARKETS

583
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,246
Hey!

584
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,958
let's go out for lunch tomorrow

585
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,626
to reconcile

586
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:32,216
In theory, it's a good idea.
but you have a family obligation.

587
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,802
God!

588
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,180
Darlings!

589
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:41,267
I had the wonderful idea
to invite your parents.

590
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:46,564
<i>Another culinary triumph of the mother:</i>
<i>all miniature food.</i>

591
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:49,900
- Mini sugar tarts, Admiral Darcy?
- No, thank you.

592
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,778
Mini cake with dried fruits
it fed me up.

593
00:42:56,365 --> 00:43:00,077
So Mark, Bridget,
when will you set the date, pigeons?

594
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,956
come on bridget
i think you want to hear the bells.

595
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:14,800
We are not thinking about it yet.
Isn't that right, Bridget?

596
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:19,305
Not. God, no! Of course not.

597
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:22,349
Good. I solved it with this.

598
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,102
So, Admiral,
how was life at sea

599
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,954
- Were you serious?
- About what?

600
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,458
- You know, that thing.
- I don't know what thing.

601
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,211
That thing.

602
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,089
Let's see, there are a few things.

603
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:58,093
It was an afternoon
with a lot of stuff so...

604
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,182
The thing you said, that you don't...

605
00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:10,564
That you don't...
That you don't even think...

606
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,586
- What's the problem?
- Let's have a drink!

607
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,765
I'm going to the bathroom, then I'll be back,

608
00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:47,226
then we will behave civilized.

609
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:59,655
<i>If you have a message for Mark Darcy,</i>
<i>leave it after the signal. </i>

610
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:02,699
<i>Mark, I'm Rebecca. Are you there?</i>

611
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,579
<i>Obviously not.</i>
<i>You're probably still with Bridget.</i>

612
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,209
<i>I hope the meal with the parents went well.</i>

613
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,379
<i>I'm sure you behaved</i>
<i>very polite, as usual.</i>

614
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,632
<i>Finally...</i>

615
00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:20,884
<i>Maybe call me when you get back.</i>

616
00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:23,971
<i>I was thinking of coming for a drink.</i>

617
00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:28,267
<i>But I guess that's a bad idea.</i>
<i>Bridget is probably there.</i>

618
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:29,977
<i>Good night!</i>

619
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,150
Christ! what's up

620
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,904
Are you dating Rebecca Gillies or not?

621
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,700
I will not demean myself
to answer such a question.

622
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,577
Aha!

623
00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:49,413
I only went to the bathroom.

624
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,374
Bridget!

625
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,670
Bridget,

626
00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,381
that's not your coat

627
00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:03,552
That's right.

628
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,313
bridget what are you doing

629
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,232
I read that you shouldn't be with someone

630
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,860
if you find three reasons
so that you are not with him.

631
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,445
- And you found three reasons?
- Yes.

632
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:25,532
- What are they?
- First of all, I'm making fun of you.

633
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:29,077
I don't know how to ski
I don't know how to ride, I don't speak Latin,

634
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:30,621
I don't have long legs

635
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:33,665
and, yes, I will always be a little fat.

636
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,585
And you fold your panties
before you come to bed.

637
00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:40,589
- No! Wait! That's not a reason.
- No, it's not a reason,

638
00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:42,549
but you're not perfect either.

639
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,594
You look down on everyone

640
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:50,474
and you are incapable
to do something spontaneous and passionate.

641
00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:54,061
Looks like you're waiting
to find a girl in the VIP lounge

642
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:59,399
who is wonderful just the way she is

643
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:03,737
- ...without having to change it.
- Bridget, this is crazy.

644
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:06,865
Maybe you already found it.

645
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,538
do you want to marry me

646
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,458
Look what's...

647
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:22,589
See, you don't even have the power

648
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,175
to fight for me

649
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,322
<i>I can't believe I did it.</i>

650
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:22,566
BRIDGET JONES - OLD GIRL - 1972 - 2050

651
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,528
<i>Five weeks later.</i>

652
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,989
<i>Weight - 1,800 kilograms</i>

653
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:57,577
<i>I enjoy two relationships at once,</i>

654
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:01,039
<i>one is called Ben, the other Jerry.</i>

655
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:04,000
<i>Number of current boyfriends, zero.</i>

656
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,421
<i>Number of ex-lovers...</i>

657
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:11,967
<i>You have no message. Not even one.</i>

658
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,177
<i>Not even from your mother.</i>

659
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:20,767
Hello?

660
00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:24,438
Hello dear!
I hope you haven't forgotten about our lunch.

661
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:28,525
<i>Of course I forgot.</i>
<i>I am on the verge of suicide.</i>

662
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:31,945
Don't be silly, Bridget!
We meet at Debenhams at 12:00.

663
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,616
Mom, I thought we were going to eat.

664
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,579
Be patient, please!
I have a surprise for you, dear.

665
00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:44,541
- What?
- Don't say "what", say "sorry"!

666
00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:51,131
- What do you think?
- God!

667
00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:54,968
- Dad and I are getting married.
- But you are married.

668
00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:58,221
We do it one more time.
We renew our vows.

669
00:50:58,305 --> 00:50:59,806
You will be a maid of honor,

670
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,893
and everything will be purple.

671
00:51:02,976 --> 00:51:05,687
And when I say "everything", I mean it

672
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,190
to everything!

673
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,277
God! I will never get married,</i>

674
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,905
<i>and mom and dad do it a second time.</i>

675
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:21,036
THE END IS NEAR

676
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:22,621
<i>Damn omniscient!</i>

677
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:28,502
<i>New York, the big juicy apple,</i>

678
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,672
<i>the city that never sleeps</i>
<i>with the same person twice.</i>

679
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:36,802
<i>My favorite place in America,</i>
<i>where</i> Everything about <i>sex is not just a series,</i>

680
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:38,428
<i>but a promise.</i>

681
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:46,436
Sorry!

682
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:51,650
Cheer up, angry!
I have good news for you.

683
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,653
Of course yes. what's the plan

684
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,780
To interview a scientist

685
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,574
while looking through my skirt
with x-rays?

686
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:01,368
Not.

687
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:03,870
Although it's a very good idea.

688
00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:08,625
No, the point is that <i>The Refined Guide</i>
is very successful with women,

689
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:11,211
but the management wants it
to address the wider public.

690
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:14,297
- We thought she would also be a presenter.
- Me?

691
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:18,051
- With Daniel Cleaver?
- It's the next natural step.

692
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,555
- I think Thailand is first on the list.
- No!

693
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:26,434
I don't do it.
Not now, not in a million years!

694
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,396
- Excuse me?
- I am a top television journalist,

695
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,399
- ...not a girl in a bikini.
- Really?

696
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,234
These are rather harsh words

697
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:37,404
said by someone
who doesn't know where Germany is.

698
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,156
- Who told you that?
- Cleaver.

699
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,492
He said he couldn't
to go out with someone

700
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:48,039
who thinks Iran is David Bowie's wife
and who doesn't know where Germany is.

701
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:52,544
Daniel Cleaver is a misogynistic charlatan,

702
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,380
a disgusting human specimen

703
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:57,883
with whom I wouldn't even go in the elevator,
but to work with him!

704
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:02,053
come on jones
I think you liked something about me.

705
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,348
You have a nice car

706
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:09,769
and you behave quite nicely
when you're not in the bedroom.

707
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,688
But that's all.

708
00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:15,275
And by the way,
I know very well where Germany is.

709
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:19,112
The question is, do you know where your ass is?

710
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:26,119
Actually, I know exactly where it is.

711
00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:27,537
And I know where hers is too.

712
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:33,335
- Come on, Jones, it was a stupid joke.
- It wasn't funny.

713
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:35,170
- Then say!
- What?

714
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,172
where is it where is germany

715
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,465
GERMANY

716
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,383
- Near France.
- And?

717
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:45,388
And Belgium, Poland...
And it has access to the sea.

718
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,515
At what sea?

719
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,901
Damn it! look what it is

720
00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,737
we need to talk seriously
about Finch's proposal.

721
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,948
I'm going to Thailand, Jones.

722
00:54:03,281 --> 00:54:05,533
Don't you want to be my guide?

723
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,035
Thailand?

724
00:54:07,285 --> 00:54:08,995
Take it before you leave.

725
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,039
I'll be fine.

726
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:13,041
I left men.

727
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,544
And cigarettes and carbohydrates.

728
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,923
- We can't let you go.
- On your own.

729
00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:21,633
Finish it all!

730
00:54:21,716 --> 00:54:24,970
I am a mature, sophisticated professional

731
00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:28,223
and I'm going to Thailand alone.

732
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:29,683
Thank you!

733
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,267
- Fuck'!
- Sorry!

734
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,690
<i>Now that the last passengers</i>
<i>they joined us,</i>

735
00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:37,983
<i>we can leave.</i>

736
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:40,777
- We're glad you came.
- It had to be someone last.

737
00:54:43,488 --> 00:54:46,741
- Aren't we staying together?
- Fuck'!

738
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,081
I don't think we are in the position

739
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,166
let's make a scandal.

740
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,418
Sorry, hello!

741
00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:58,586
Sorry!

742
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:06,636
- What is your name? I'm Clive.
- Bridget.

743
00:55:08,304 --> 00:55:10,598
<i>Hello again,</i>
<i>ladies and gentlemen!</i>

744
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:13,852
<i>We will give you</i>
<i>a wide range of tax-free items.</i>

745
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:16,521
<i>You can find out details in our magazine.</i>

746
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:26,239
Wonderful people, the Thais!

747
00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:29,325
Especially young girls,
if you understand what I'm saying...

748
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:31,953
Enough! Fuck'!

749
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,747
- Sorry!
- Come with me, lady!

750
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,457
Come with me now!

751
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:38,334
where are we going

752
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,379
Thanks, it's worse than school.

753
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:45,467
It wasn't my fault.
It's an acidic drink. You know...

754
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,511
It simply poured out.

755
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,807
I couldn't bear the thought of you being there
with the lower class, Jones.

756
00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:54,392
Thanks so much Graham!

757
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:57,145
You are the best flight attendant
that I met.

758
00:55:57,437 --> 00:56:01,024
- And I can say that you are the smartest.
- Thank you, sir.

759
00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:06,780
I thought you were already there
and document yourself.

760
00:56:07,113 --> 00:56:08,907
Fuck'! Not! I invent on the spot.

761
00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:13,286
Jones, we have a 13 hour flight,
i need fun

762
00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:17,040
How about you tell me in detail
how you used to play basketball at the girls' school

763
00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:20,251
and to emphasize the immoral incident
from the communal showers?

764
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:23,630
I didn't play basketball
and I didn't even go to girls' school.

765
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,173
I didn't even shower.

766
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:28,593
That's not true, is it, Bridget?
I'll help you get started.

767
00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:30,637
- No.
- If you're going to be boring,

768
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,431
back to <i>Mrs. Dalloway.</i>

769
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,975
And you know he can't wait.
Perverted bitch!

770
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,551
<i>I arrived in Bangkok. It's very hot.</i>

771
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:13,721
<i>I'm finally free</i>
<i>to take up serious journalism.</i>

772
00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:20,145
Thailand is calling visitors
from all over the world

773
00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:23,690
in search of spiritual fulfillment
and karmic rest.

774
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:29,112
For centuries, Western visitors
they were inevitably attracted

775
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,740
of the oldest temples in Bangkok.

776
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:36,661
It's true, Bridget! even i
no matter how much I object, I am no exception.

777
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:41,833
since i got here
I feel an irresistible attraction to it.

778
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,836
A temple of peace.

779
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:50,383
Nothing really beats it
the fusion of East and West,

780
00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:53,970
of tradition and innovation

781
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,639
than a full body-to-body massage.

782
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:03,897
One amazing thing about Thailand
it is wonderful traditional cuisine.

783
00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:07,442
I will taste <i>kapaluk,</i> the ultimate delicacy.

784
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:14,240
Fuck'! Oh my God!

785
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,496
How about a lovely cricket?

786
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:21,706
No, I can't.

787
00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,166
Very delicious!

788
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,546
God!

789
00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:35,887
This is Ko Panyi,
a place from a famous Thai poem,

790
00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:38,139
which I think you'd like very much, Jones.

791
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:41,434
It's about an evil prince,
who finds true love

792
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:46,189
next to a beautiful and rather fat princess.

793
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,483
laugh at me

794
00:58:48,566 --> 00:58:50,401
I never laugh at poetry.

795
00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:52,904
"Suwannamali,

796
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,740
Why don't you understand that I adore you?

797
00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:58,117
Why do you avoid me and rush me?

798
00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:02,205
If you will drive me away and leave me,
how will I live another day?”

799
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,045
You thought I only knew that the girls here
do they throw ping pong balls out of their vaginas?

800
00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:13,049
- You wouldn't sleep with him?
- Of course not.

801
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,717
Definitely not.

802
00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:17,345
But he's smart.

803
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,389
- Yes.
- Handsome.

804
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,642
Yeah, but he's also a dysfunctional guy,
destroyed, between two ages.

805
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,811
Nobody is perfect.

806
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:32,610
I didn't realize you were busy.

807
00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:38,324
He's young enough to be your grandson.

808
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,451
i know Isn't that wonderful?

809
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,206
Come on girls!

810
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,834
I prepared something special for lunch.

811
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,877
<i>I'm starting to like Jed.</i>

812
00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:53,756
<i>And I can tell he really cares</i>
<i>Thai cuisine.</i>

813
00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:57,969
I didn't think omelette could be
so popular in Thailand.

814
00:59:58,052 --> 00:59:59,554
Or mushrooms.

815
00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:00,680
They are psychedelic.

816
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:07,103
It's a psychedelic mushroom omelet, right?

817
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:09,480
It's terrible!

818
01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,276
It's nothing to laugh at!

819
01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:20,158
Although, thank God,
mushrooms seem to have no effect.

820
01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:33,671
What beautiful colors!

821
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,926
Beautiful Bridget!

822
01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,976
Bridget Jones!

823
01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:51,272
Bridget Jones!

824
01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:54,942
- What is he doing...
- Bridget Jones!

825
01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:56,986
What is heard?

826
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,411
It's really Daniel Cleaver.

827
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,331
How beautiful it is!

828
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,961
Jones, what the hell are you doing?

829
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,592
What beautiful colors!

830
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:25,848
Yes. I'm here.

831
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,143
I think you're out of your mind.

832
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,273
Wait a minute!

833
01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:40,321
I am an angel.

834
01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:46,285
What wonderful sand!

835
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,832
I want to be empty.

836
01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:52,875
Naked as a baby.

837
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,461
Come on, angel! Get up!

838
01:01:58,965 --> 01:01:59,966
is it good

839
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:05,221
- How are you feeling?
- I'm ashamed to die!

840
01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:08,850
Don't be. You are gorgeous
when you do drugs In the future, say yes.

841
01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:11,394
you know

842
01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:15,106
I never understood
why did you want us to be together

843
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,442
It seems unreal to me.

844
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:21,696
Come on, Jones! For God's sake!
you are hot you make me laugh

845
01:02:22,196 --> 01:02:24,490
By you, of course, not with you.

846
01:02:25,074 --> 01:02:28,453
And you happened to be

847
01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:34,041
my best sex partner.

848
01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:35,918
The best?

849
01:02:36,377 --> 01:02:39,964
Apart from Simon Reade,
from the locker room, in the fifth grade.

850
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:43,676
You were pretty good too.

851
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:46,971
Good enough?

852
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,057
Better than Mark Darcy?

853
01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,353
By the way, it's true that he always says:

854
01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:56,230
"I'm sorry, but I'll let you go"?

855
01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:59,776
- Who told you that?
- Everyone knows.

856
01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:02,320
Say it, Jones!

857
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:05,198
Who left whom? And why?

858
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:08,993
Let's just say

859
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:12,538
that we suffer from lethal incompatibility.

860
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,752
I missed you, Jones.

861
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:23,800
I guess there is no way

862
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:27,178
to trust me anymore.

863
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:31,307
Definitely not.

864
01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:42,068
I think I'll retire to my little house now.

865
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:45,780
Thank you so much, Daniel! I felt good.

866
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:02,213
Is it the Big Dipper or the Little Dipper?

867
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,674
I can never tell them apart.

868
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,968
Clearly, it's the big one.

869
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,679
The little one is not seen here,
near the Equator.

870
01:04:09,762 --> 01:04:13,349
Leave it alone! You have no idea about astronomy.

871
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:16,269
I certainly have. It's my passion.

872
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:22,775
You know, Jones,
if you like to look at the stars,

873
01:04:23,150 --> 01:04:27,071
I have to tell you that the view
from my balcony is wonderful.

874
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,867
You might want to come and have a look.

875
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,743
I don't really think so.

876
01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:36,330
Do you see there? Right at my hand.

877
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,708
So. There!

878
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:41,794
That's Orion's Belt.

879
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,173
And next to her
it is a small and sexy constellation

880
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,050
called the Bear Maiden.

881
01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:52,179
She was very rude and tried
to untie Orion's belt.

882
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:57,059
Good. But that one?

883
01:04:58,352 --> 01:05:03,566
Yes, that is a very famous star,
it's right next to...

884
01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:08,696
Next to a cursed star
which has been there for many years

885
01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:10,573
without anyone caring.

886
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,327
if you saw a star
you've seen them all, that's what I think, Jones.

887
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,624
But with girls it's different.

888
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:25,212
Some girls are special.

889
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,215
Is that so?

890
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:31,010
I think so.

891
01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:45,608
What special power do you have over me, Jones?

892
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:57,286
What about your therapy?

893
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,790
I think you could heal me.

894
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:35,783
I hope you're still wearing those huge panties.
God, please!

895
01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:40,705
Please wear those huge panties.
Please!

896
01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:43,916
my old friends,

897
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,211
dad came home!

898
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:51,173
did you miss me
Because it was his father's.

899
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:52,842
Wait!

900
01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:56,929
Sorry!

901
01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,598
will you leave me for a minute

902
01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:01,392
Just a minute.

903
01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:12,278
God!

904
01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:34,842
Is everything okay?

905
01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:37,011
Yes, sure.

906
01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,306
I'm a little emotional.

907
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,018
I mean, if I stay with you tonight,

908
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:49,857
will mean
the end of an important relationship

909
01:07:50,107 --> 01:07:51,567
with someone

910
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,487
Which is probably already over, but...

911
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:56,113
Bridge!

912
01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:59,909
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

913
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,128
Except for Hitler.

914
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:16,425
He was very bad.

915
01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,683
- What is it?
- What is it?

916
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:28,187
come later please Thank you very much!

917
01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:35,361
Bridge, it's nothing important. Don't go!

918
01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:39,490
You ordered for 22:30.

919
01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:41,700
what did you order

920
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,455
Me. At 22:30.

921
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,545
Do you know something? I'm sick of this hotel.

922
01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:54,713
You've been rocking it all week.

923
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,257
You are Mr. Cleaver, aren't you?

924
01:08:56,340 --> 01:09:00,928
Yesterday you were with Maria.
He said you tip well.

925
01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:14,692
In this case, I want it, if you want it too.

926
01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:18,028
Actually, no. It was stupid.

927
01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:19,655
Bridge, come on, it's a little bug!

928
01:09:19,738 --> 01:09:21,240
Don't let it ruin it

929
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,742
what could be
a weekend sexual marathon.

930
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:25,452
I don't want a sex marathon.

931
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:27,830
Neither do I. You are very right.

932
01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:30,749
You're looking for a weekend of sex, and I'm looking for…

933
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,001
More. Just like you.

934
01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:34,879
I feel like I can change.
I can definitely change, Bridge.

935
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:38,382
I have to change.
I can't believe it! And you fooled me.

936
01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:44,138
Daniel, I think you can pull it off yourself.

937
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:48,184
Or take it to her. But not to me.

938
01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:58,277
I can't believe he made that thing up
with sex therapy!

939
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,071
It doesn't matter.
I learned my lesson, finally.

940
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:04,074
I learned an excellent lesson.

941
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,368
- Fuck'!
- What is it?

942
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:08,787
There is no more room in the suitcase.

943
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:11,457
Good. There's room in mine.
Come on, give me some!

944
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,583
Wonderful!

945
01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:15,044
what the hell is this

946
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:17,171
A bowl of fertility
made of a snake.

947
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:20,132
Jed gave it to me.

948
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,302
How romantic!

949
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,597
I realized

950
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,225
that we all have our fair share of shits in life.

951
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:30,559
It's true.

952
01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:33,771
And in the last year,
a lot of shit happened.

953
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,982
- That's right.
- So, logically or even mathematically,

954
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:39,860
I should stop giving this crap.

955
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:41,403
What do you mean?

956
01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:44,990
Maybe Mark is leaving Rebecca.

957
01:10:45,115 --> 01:10:49,036
Then he comes to my door, falls on his knees,

958
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:53,791
dressed in a wet white shirt,
and begs me to come back.

959
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:02,007
Yes. I have great confidence

960
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:04,760
that good times will come.

961
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:09,139
Look! It's so cute!

962
01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:11,809
Hello!

963
01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:14,895
He seems a bit agitated.

964
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,278
- Bridget!
- Don't worry.

965
01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:24,238
- It's just a misunderstanding.
- God!

966
01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:26,699
- Tell them not to leave the plane!
- Hold the plane.

967
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,202
Excuse me!

968
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:35,124
<i>Unboarded passengers please</i>
<i>to go to gate 27 immediately.</i>

969
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,133
It's not mine.

970
01:11:45,342 --> 01:11:46,719
Are these yours?

971
01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:49,972
Yes, but not my favorite pair.

972
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:57,062
WOMEN'S CORRECTION INSTITUTE

973
01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:06,697
You can't do that. I'm from England
and I'm an award-winning journalist.

974
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,199
Maybe not really awarded,

975
01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,952
given I was
at many award ceremonies.

976
01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:24,131
Hello! I'm Bridget Jones.

977
01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:28,635
Nice to meet you all.

978
01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,432
<i>God damn it!</i>

979
01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:35,768
<i>I hope they told the British ambassador.</i>

980
01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,312
<i>Of course Shazzer raised the alarm.</i>

981
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,106
<i>Maybe they got Shazzer too.</i>

982
01:12:48,405 --> 01:12:51,700
<i>My God, 28 hours.</i>

983
01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:54,203
<i>How long will I stay?</i>

984
01:12:54,661 --> 01:12:57,331
Jones. Bridget Jones, come now!

985
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:09,426
Charlie Parker-Knowles, Deputy Consul.

986
01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:11,678
Thank God you are here!

987
01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:15,516
Let's go to...

988
01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:18,519
I really had nothing to do with it.

989
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,813
Jed planned it all.

990
01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:23,899
That's why he seduced Shazzer,
who is much bigger than him

991
01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:25,401
and it's about time.

992
01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:29,113
Yes, he seems like a terrible man.

993
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,741
The problem is

994
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:35,160
that all who are caught
I say the same thing.

995
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:40,249
Unless we find this Jed
and we don't make him confess,

996
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:44,128
- ...you will have a serious problem.
- How serious?

997
01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:47,297
Between 15 and 20 years.

998
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,466
Fifteen years?

999
01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,552
Yes. Or ten, if you're lucky.

1000
01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:55,097
ten years? Here?

1001
01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:09,945
<i>It's very depressing.</i>

1002
01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:15,242
<i>All my life I've had the feeling</i>
<i>that something terrible will happen.</i>

1003
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:16,952
<i>Now it happened.</i>

1004
01:14:20,497 --> 01:14:22,166
Beeshit, isn't it?

1005
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,209
Actually, Bridget.

1006
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,421
My name is Phrao. are you my girlfriend

1007
01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:36,847
- Easy!
- The Superbra Bra!

1008
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:40,058
Can you borrow it for a day for a cigarette?

1009
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,564
I'll think about it.

1010
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,192
You know, I wanted to quit

1011
01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:50,903
but that was before i was arrested

1012
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:54,531
and be thrown away
in a Thai prison for 10-15 years.

1013
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,576
Things still change.

1014
01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:03,457
No, it actually says "touched".

1015
01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:05,751
"Like a virgin,

1016
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,253
touched for the first time."

1017
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,005
- No, you're wrong!
- No...

1018
01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,257
<i>Like a virgin</i>

1019
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,425
Virgin.

1020
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,719
<i>Violated for the first time</i>

1021
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:18,639
<i>Like a virgin </i>

1022
01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,475
<i>Ten years like this?</i>

1023
01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:24,144
Done! Reach!

1024
01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:28,315
If you want to do it,
you have to do it right.

1025
01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:34,238
after all
Madonna is nothing but a perfectionist.

1026
01:15:34,571 --> 01:15:37,032
Five, six, seven, eight, and one.

1027
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:39,576
<i>Like a virgin</i>

1028
01:15:40,452 --> 01:15:44,373
<i>Touched for the first time</i>

1029
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,794
<i>Like a virgin</i>

1030
01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:49,920
Yes!

1031
01:15:50,003 --> 01:15:54,299
<i>When your heart beats</i>
<i>Next to mine</i>

1032
01:15:58,929 --> 01:16:02,516
<i>Dear Mom and Dad,</i>
<i>I miss you a lot.</i>

1033
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,894
<i>Please write to me as soon as possible.</i>

1034
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,274
<i>I feel very depressed.</i>

1035
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:13,026
Beeshit Jon!

1036
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:21,201
There! You have five minutes! Only five!

1037
01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:31,086
Mark?

1038
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:38,093
are you a girl

1039
01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,013
i am fine

1040
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:53,025
And I'm scared to death.
But they are quite lively.

1041
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:58,322
I can't believe you've traveled so far!

1042
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,867
I didn't travel. I was here
I had a case at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

1043
01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:04,411
when I heard about your situation.

1044
01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:06,788
I didn't do anything wrong.

1045
01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:09,916
I promise it's a big mistake.

1046
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,501
Yes, I'm sure.

1047
01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:15,422
I have all the papers here
and I'm sure we'll work it out.

1048
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,549
I think about you all the time.

1049
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:20,135
And I'm very sorry,

1050
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:24,765
I really think
for everything that happened between us.

1051
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:25,974
Yes.

1052
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,854
Since we don't have much time,
I want you to identify someone.

1053
01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:33,774
He is the man
with which you ate hallucinogenic mushrooms

1054
01:17:33,857 --> 01:17:36,318
before spending the night
in Cleaver's room?

1055
01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:39,529
Yes, he is.

1056
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:40,989
But you should know that...

1057
01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:44,034
It's the same man
who gave you the drug snake?

1058
01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:48,789
Yes, he is. It's Jed.
But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine.

1059
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:51,416
As for Daniel Cleaver...

1060
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,419
I'm not interested in your sex life at all.

1061
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:10,018
- Were you treated badly here?
- No.

1062
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:12,604
I mean,

1063
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:16,316
the toilets are way below standard but...

1064
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,902
Okay, that makes things simpler.

1065
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,199
They are willing to withdraw their accusations,

1066
01:18:24,282 --> 01:18:27,369
which is very generous
in the given circumstances.

1067
01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,540
You'll be out in a week.

1068
01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:36,628
And...

1069
01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:45,971
Goodbye!

1070
01:18:51,184 --> 01:18:52,310
Mark?

1071
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,406
Thank you!

1072
01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:06,825
With pleasure.

1073
01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:09,911
I'm just the messenger.
The order came from above.

1074
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,541
Luck! I'm glad I was of use.

1075
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:35,353
- Beeshit.
- Beeshit.

1076
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:39,232
What happened Beeshit?

1077
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,026
Well, I have...

1078
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:44,654
Beeshit? How can this happen?

1079
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,865
- It's terrible!
- Did they leave you here?

1080
01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:48,408
You are innocent.

1081
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:49,868
They always trick us.

1082
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:51,870
Not! Everything is fine.

1083
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:55,624
They dropped the charges
and let me go

1084
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,459
But this is good news.

1085
01:19:57,959 --> 01:19:59,461
What happened?

1086
01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:06,092
Mark Darcy doesn't like me at all anymore.

1087
01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:12,182
You know, I left him.

1088
01:20:12,265 --> 01:20:13,725
Did he treat you badly?

1089
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,520
Yes, he behaved.

1090
01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:18,814
And my boyfriend treats me badly.

1091
01:20:19,272 --> 01:20:21,983
- And with me.
- And with me.

1092
01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:24,069
Then you know how it is.

1093
01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:27,739
You think you've found the perfect guy,
but there is a lot wrong with it.

1094
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,659
And he finds out too
that there is a lot wrong with you.

1095
01:20:30,742 --> 01:20:33,161
Then everything goes downhill.

1096
01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:37,123
are you telling me
My boyfriend looked very nice.

1097
01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:42,003
But he started beating me.
He made me do the sidewalk.

1098
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,840
My boyfriend says he loves me.

1099
01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:48,677
But it doesn't work.
It makes me work 24 hours a day.

1100
01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:52,556
He gave me heroin.
What about you, Beeshit?

1101
01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:55,183
What did your bad boyfriend do to you?

1102
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,727
Well...

1103
01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:03,024
He didn't really support me
at the lawyers' banquet.

1104
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,862
And he folds his…

1105
01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,617
It does pretty much the same thing.

1106
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:15,287
He beats me, gives me drugs.

1107
01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:18,081
They steal my money, that's why.

1108
01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:22,711
<i>God, I'm the biggest fool</i>
<i>from the world.</i>

1109
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:29,885
Beeshit?

1110
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,222
I brought you some going away gifts,
nothing fancy.

1111
01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:38,727
MEN ARE FROM MARS
WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

1112
01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:50,405
WOMEN'S CORRECTION INSTITUTE

1113
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,207
If you want something refined on the walls,

1114
01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:03,293
you can find something even worse
than John Currin.

1115
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:06,838
He is the only contemporary painter
who can paint.

1116
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,258
Usually
it has quite interesting paintings.

1117
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:13,511
In addition,
has a certain amount of perversion.

1118
01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:15,013
- What's going on...
- Have you seen her?

1119
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:16,431
- Cut!
- Cut!

1120
01:22:16,806 --> 01:22:19,559
Sorry, he's the one harassing me.

1121
01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:22,479
Go to hell, Darcy!
Some still have work.

1122
01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:27,317
Did you see her surrounded by the police?
With the dogs, with the handcuffs?

1123
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:30,946
Spare me, he's a big man.
He can take care of himself.

1124
01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:34,824
I'll ask you just one more time. have you seen her

1125
01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:36,868
What do you mean you ask me just one more time?

1126
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,663
- Are we in court?
- I think you answered in the affirmative.

1127
01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:42,958
Yes, I saw it.

1128
01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:45,752
I thought he stole some clams

1129
01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:46,836
or some mangoes.

1130
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:49,547
So. Good.

1131
01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:52,801
Would you like to go outside please?

1132
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:55,345
You can not.

1133
01:22:55,845 --> 01:22:59,015
Darcy, do you have any idea what century we live in?

1134
01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:02,519
You want to go out
or will i have to drag you?

1135
01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:04,980
You'll have to drag me.

1136
01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:11,361
You're pulling me...

1137
01:23:11,444 --> 01:23:13,905
You're gonna... You're gonna pay for it.

1138
01:23:14,698 --> 01:23:15,865
You're pulling my hair!

1139
01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:20,620
Look, you're going in the water!

1140
01:23:45,311 --> 01:23:46,896
You come in, Cleaver!

1141
01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:51,192
do i come in come with me Damn bastard!

1142
01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:04,039
What are you up to?
Drown me in half a meter of water?

1143
01:24:04,956 --> 01:24:06,541
Yes, of course.

1144
01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:14,924
Fuck'! Reach!

1145
01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:16,760
Listen!

1146
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:21,556
Okay, I dropped her off at the airport.
I shouldn't have done that.

1147
01:24:22,557 --> 01:24:24,559
I didn't introduce Jed to him.

1148
01:24:24,642 --> 01:24:27,771
And I didn't seduce her, understand?

1149
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:29,898
You didn't seduce her?

1150
01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:33,485
He has some problems. She became frigid.

1151
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:36,154
I spent the night
with a gorgeous Thai girl,

1152
01:24:36,237 --> 01:24:39,407
which it turned out to be
a superb thai.

1153
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:41,284
Are you satisfied?

1154
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,247
Yes. Thank you.

1155
01:24:52,295 --> 01:24:53,755
You know something, buddy?

1156
01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:58,676
If you're obsessed with Bridget Jones,
why don't you marry her

1157
01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:02,806
Because then he would actually sleep with me.

1158
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,106
God!

1159
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,526
INTERNATIONAL ARRIVALS

1160
01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:17,362
- Bridget, here!
- Bridget, are you going back there?

1161
01:25:17,445 --> 01:25:19,989
- What was the Thai prison like?
- How did you survive?

1162
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:22,992
Any single girl in London
he knows how to handle himself

1163
01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,160
when things get crazy

1164
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:25,453
Dear!

1165
01:25:27,705 --> 01:25:29,791
Sorry for not writing to you. I've been busy.

1166
01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:31,209
Hello dear!

1167
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:35,130
You look wonderful. Skinny, but awesome.

1168
01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:36,506
Thank you!

1169
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,092
It's good to be home.

1170
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:43,096
- A cigarette?
- No, thanks. And I left.

1171
01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:45,431
Sin! It helps me.

1172
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,600
I enjoy the thought that it might kill me

1173
01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:49,894
before it stinks.

1174
01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:01,489
The Darcys told us
that he's glad you came out.

1175
01:26:02,323 --> 01:26:05,493
I think Mark might come to see you.

1176
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,537
Yes, but remember we broke up.

1177
01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,664
Is there no hope left?

1178
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,791
No hope.

1179
01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:17,338
But trust me, next time,
I don't give a damn anymore, mommy.

1180
01:26:17,630 --> 01:26:20,049
- Be careful how you speak, dear!
- Sorry!

1181
01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:25,930
next time,
I don't give a damn anymore, mother.

1182
01:26:50,246 --> 01:26:52,457
- Thank you, father!
- Bye, dear!

1183
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,085
- Surprise!
- Surprise!

1184
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:39,921
- Hello!
- Hello, girl!

1185
01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:41,881
- What are you doing?
- Hello!

1186
01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:45,218
Bridget, I'm so sorry.

1187
01:27:47,595 --> 01:27:48,805
It's okay.

1188
01:27:53,434 --> 01:27:55,311
Thank God for Mark Darcy!

1189
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:59,148
He would be boring, but he did a miracle.

1190
01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:02,944
That's pretty much said.

1191
01:28:04,028 --> 01:28:06,864
In fact, he is the villain.

1192
01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:11,869
He is a great advocate of human rights,
but he let someone else take me out.

1193
01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:14,455
He was just a messenger.

1194
01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:16,958
Who told you that?

1195
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,295
He, with his mouth.

1196
01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:24,007
I think he didn't tell you the truth.

1197
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,968
I called Mark
when I got off the plane in London.

1198
01:28:27,051 --> 01:28:29,304
We all went to him and,
in half an hour

1199
01:28:29,387 --> 01:28:32,557
he had woken up two ministers and a half of MI5.

1200
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:36,811
But no one could locate Jed,
so he flew all the way to Interpol...

1201
01:28:36,894 --> 01:28:39,814
In Lyon. They found Jed in Dubai,
but there was a problem.

1202
01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:41,899
No extraditions are made from there.

1203
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:44,986
Mark called the Home Secretary,
who called the ambassador...

1204
01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:48,656
In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai,
identified Jed,

1205
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:51,743
who was arrested, sent to...

1206
01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:54,746
Saudi Arabia,
where Mark was waiting for him with the police.

1207
01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:57,415
Jed was arrested
and extradited to the UK.

1208
01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:01,919
Then Mark flew to Bangkok
to make sure you are released.

1209
01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:12,513
He was angry with Daniel Cleaver.

1210
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:16,309
he still loves me

1211
01:29:16,726 --> 01:29:19,228
- Yes, to hell!
- Taxi?

1212
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:21,773
yes please

1213
01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,032
- Quick! Bye!
- Bye!

1214
01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:33,493
Bye!

1215
01:29:59,685 --> 01:30:01,354
I forgot about you.

1216
01:30:02,605 --> 01:30:07,902
I wanted to tell Mark something.

1217
01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:11,322
He's at the office. Would you like to come inside?

1218
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:15,159
No, I don't think so.

1219
01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:19,705
I sincerely hope you are happy together.

1220
01:30:20,081 --> 01:30:22,166
- Excuse me?
- You and Mark.

1221
01:30:22,416 --> 01:30:26,379
I hope from the bottom of my heart
be very happy together.

1222
01:30:26,462 --> 01:30:29,966
No, Bridget, listen!
You got it completely wrong.

1223
01:30:31,342 --> 01:30:32,677
I don't love him.

1224
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:38,808
how could i
when i hopelessly love someone else?

1225
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:42,061
Someone else?

1226
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:45,398
- On you, Bridget.
- Me?

1227
01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:50,319
Ever since I saw you here with messy hair

1228
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,280
and full of leaves.

1229
01:30:52,363 --> 01:30:56,659
You must have noticed. I tried to hide
but every time i see you

1230
01:30:56,742 --> 01:30:57,994
I light up my face.

1231
01:31:00,037 --> 01:31:04,125
I thought you were just pretending.

1232
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:06,586
Were all my looks fake?

1233
01:31:06,919 --> 01:31:08,588
I was looking forward to meeting you.

1234
01:31:08,671 --> 01:31:10,006
Nice to see you, Bridget.

1235
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:31,319
Thank you very much!

1236
01:31:33,196 --> 01:31:34,822
It was great.

1237
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:37,909
Really great.

1238
01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:43,623
But I'm afraid that men in general
and Mark Darcy, in particular,

1239
01:31:43,956 --> 01:31:45,082
they are the ones I love.

1240
01:31:45,708 --> 01:31:46,918
Aha!

1241
01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:52,548
If I ever decide

1242
01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,177
to cross the other side

1243
01:31:58,429 --> 01:32:01,599
there will be no one else but you.

1244
01:32:09,649 --> 01:32:12,360
- Hi, Giles!
- Hi, Bridget!

1245
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:29,293
- At the Court of Justice, please!
- Okay.

1246
01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:30,962
As fast as you can.

1247
01:32:34,882 --> 01:32:37,301
What do you think of this coat?

1248
01:32:38,052 --> 01:32:40,137
- She's beautiful.
- No, be honest!

1249
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,349
what do you think
about the coat-pants combination?

1250
01:32:44,225 --> 01:32:45,226
It's disastrous.

1251
01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:48,020
Can we take a little detour?

1252
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:52,149
I'll be right back in two seconds!

1253
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:41,949
COME ON BRIDGET

1254
01:33:58,674 --> 01:34:00,634
- You look wonderful.
- Thank you!

1255
01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:02,887
It's very important right now.

1256
01:34:11,854 --> 01:34:13,647
It doesn't matter. It's not about looks.

1257
01:34:18,152 --> 01:34:19,653
As I said...

1258
01:34:22,531 --> 01:34:25,242
Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr. Darcy.

1259
01:34:25,826 --> 01:34:29,330
Go down, go down the corridor
and turn left.

1260
01:34:29,413 --> 01:34:30,831
Thank you!

1261
01:34:51,852 --> 01:34:54,897
i love you
I have always loved you, I will always love you.

1262
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:04,865
i don't love you
I didn't love you, I won't love you.

1263
01:35:05,574 --> 01:35:06,784
Sorry!

1264
01:35:16,710 --> 01:35:17,711
Come in!

1265
01:35:24,093 --> 01:35:25,219
Hi Bridget!

1266
01:35:26,345 --> 01:35:27,888
Hi Mark!

1267
01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,853
I apologize. Am I disturbing you.

1268
01:35:35,729 --> 01:35:36,897
Yes, a little.

1269
01:35:37,106 --> 01:35:40,818
I'll wait outside until you finish.

1270
01:35:41,110 --> 01:35:45,030
No, please.
Say what you have to say, miss!

1271
01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:49,743
Mr. Santiago
he is the Peruvian Minister of Commerce.

1272
01:35:50,369 --> 01:35:52,371
And Mr. Hernandez is his deputy.

1273
01:35:53,914 --> 01:35:56,667
Hello!

1274
01:35:58,419 --> 01:36:00,171
Hello!

1275
01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:07,011
How can we help you, miss?

1276
01:36:08,512 --> 01:36:09,763
Well...

1277
01:36:13,642 --> 01:36:17,855
I just wanted to tell Mr. Darcy
that I heard

1278
01:36:18,731 --> 01:36:22,568
what a wonderful job he did

1279
01:36:22,860 --> 01:36:25,154
to get me out of jail.

1280
01:36:27,031 --> 01:36:32,077
It was a small misunderstanding
linked to a large quantity of cocaine.

1281
01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:35,539
And I also wanted to say,

1282
01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:39,793
because I found out
that his girlfriend is a lesbian...

1283
01:36:43,380 --> 01:36:44,924
that i love him

1284
01:36:48,511 --> 01:36:49,970
I always loved him.

1285
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,097
I will always love him.

1286
01:36:52,973 --> 01:36:57,520
And that I am

1287
01:36:59,063 --> 01:37:03,859
available for meetings,
if he wants.

1288
01:37:08,989 --> 01:37:11,367
So your girlfriend is a lesbian.

1289
01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:16,288
If you could excuse me for a moment,

1290
01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:19,333
i think i should...

1291
01:37:37,434 --> 01:37:40,771
Bridget, she wasn't the most romantic
proposal I heard.

1292
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:45,609
Maybe it was romantic because it's not.

1293
01:37:46,026 --> 01:37:50,990
No music, no snow,

1294
01:37:52,199 --> 01:37:57,413
but that doesn't mean
that it's nothing special.

1295
01:38:00,082 --> 01:38:01,458
You are right.

1296
01:38:03,919 --> 01:38:06,714
Actually, I have a question
which I still want to ask you.

1297
01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:10,301
Good. If you don't ask me to be your wife.

1298
01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:20,561
God! You're asking me to be your wife!

1299
01:38:20,644 --> 01:38:22,771
I won't say it now. You ruined the moment.

1300
01:38:22,938 --> 01:38:25,816
- Were you asking me to be your wife?
- Bridget, I lost the moment.

1301
01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:29,486
Not! Wait!

1302
01:38:30,904 --> 01:38:33,115
- Bridget... No.
- One more day!

1303
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:36,160
- One more day!
- No, I won't...

1304
01:38:36,785 --> 01:38:40,039
I have just reached the corridor

1305
01:38:40,122 --> 01:38:42,499
and you said, "I have a question for you."

1306
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:44,585
And I don't say anything.

1307
01:38:50,883 --> 01:38:52,384
And then,

1308
01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:55,596
you say...

1309
01:39:04,063 --> 01:39:06,315
bridget jones, will you marry me?

1310
01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:31,840
Our dear ones, we have gathered here today

1311
01:39:32,341 --> 01:39:34,760
to unite this couple.

1312
01:39:35,344 --> 01:39:38,514
You declare your love
for each other?

1313
01:39:39,807 --> 01:39:41,517
Yes. Again.

1314
01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:45,646
- And you, Colin?
- Yes. Again.

1315
01:39:46,480 --> 01:39:48,649
Me too. Of course.

1316
01:39:58,701 --> 01:40:02,413
December 31st. Year-end balance.</i>

1317
01:40:02,830 --> 01:40:07,167
<i>Going to jail: once.</i>
<i>Kissed with lesbians: once.</i>

1318
01:40:07,876 --> 01:40:10,212
<i>Kilograms lost: minus one.</i>

1319
01:40:10,295 --> 01:40:12,423
<i>Lover lost but regained</i>

1320
01:40:12,506 --> 01:40:16,009
<i>after a major diplomatic incident: one.</i>

1321
01:40:16,802 --> 01:40:19,221
<i>Marriage proposals: one.</i>

1322
01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:22,725
<i>An excellent annual progress.</i>

1323
01:40:23,142 --> 01:40:27,980
<i>Bridget Jones nailed it</i>
<i>for the last time.</i>

1324
01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:12,816
<i>As you can see,</i>
<i>I found my happy ending.</i>

1325
01:41:13,358 --> 01:41:18,405
<i>And I really believe that happiness is possible.</i>

1326
01:41:21,366 --> 01:41:25,537
<i>Even when you're 33</i>
<i>and you have an ass the size of two bowling balls.</i>

1327
01:41:27,956 --> 01:41:31,210
End

1328
01:47:23,854 --> 01:47:25,856
Translated by: Rodica Ionas